Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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