she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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