What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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