Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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