yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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