so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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