the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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