Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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