Dual....:-)
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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