You really coming over, don't trick.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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