dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
