Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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