Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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