I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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