Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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