Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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