i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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