her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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