arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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