fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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