That's intense
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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