I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
