why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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