kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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