My girlfriend figured out who you are.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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