I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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