So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
