I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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