I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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