This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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