I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
