I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We named our party play list daddy issues
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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