:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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