Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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