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• (234): View more from Ohio

  Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol

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• (516): View more from New York

  You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She looks like a junkie muppet...awful

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?

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• (949): View more from California

  He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick

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• (909): View more from California

  Every concussion has its silver lining

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  whats our policy on dating high schoolers?

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  we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.

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