This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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