I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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