Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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