Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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