She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
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