Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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