Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Randomize
