Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
do herpes really smell.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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