so that wasnt chicken after all
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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