You work out of a Hotel?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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