Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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