Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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