I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
im holly from the hills drunk
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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