I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
