Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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