I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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