Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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