? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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