Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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