I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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